Apocalypse Preparedness 2012

 

I don't know how you've been managing, but for me, it's been a long week, and I'm ready to have a little fun.

Tomorrow, as you might have heard, is the end of the Mayan calendar.  That's right lovelies... THE APOCALYPSE!

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While I don't subscribe to all the hype and hullabaloo, I thought it might be a little fun to find some coupons to help you prepare in case you DO survive the apocalypse.

 

Coupons For The Apocalypse
Fighting Zombies all day can be a real headache:
You're gonna want something to do on those long cold nights:
Don't forget the kiddos, they're our only hope at re-populating the earth:
When your husband is out slaying the walking dead, he needs to smell good:
I hear blood stains are hard to get out of clothes:
And you certainly need to wash off the  Zombie guts before dinner:
Snacks. Snacks. And More Snacks. Fighting Zombies is hard work!
Keep the putrid smell of Zombies out of your house (or what's left of it):
Fido and Fluffy can defend the homestead while you're scavenging for food:
Leaves and berries can be bland, sweeten them:
If you take to the seas to escape the Zombie herd, you'll need this: 

Doesn't this stuff last forever?
Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate:
Where else are you going to store the food you scavenge?!
You do have one of those camp coffee makers right?
And last but not least, you hafta look and smell good in the new world!
Oops...obvious necessities:

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